A Pizza Box - its moment of glory was for that short period of time when it had a freshly made hot pizza thrown into him. The pizza was devoured and the box was thoughtfully discarded here.
Brush head - A useless object without his main sidekick, Stick (or Handle as he is known to his mates.)
The Disco Stu Shoe - These guys may have lived a fruitful and illustrious career on the foot of a local "mad shagger." This little leather number probably got him laid on numerous occasions, keeping up and withstanding all the jolts, thrusts and gyrations this local guru had to offer on the dancefloor of his choosing. Yet after his Dirty Dancing antics are pushed into the shadows and the wife for the night has been successfully sedated with sheer amazement, it's unfortunately time to "hang up the boots" on these little local groovers. Was it pure intoxication that resulted in this loss of a champion or put there only for temporary comedy reasons? You are displayed with the pride of the whole Frankston community!! Good innings old boy!!
I ain't getting deep and philosophical. This is really how retarded my brain operates. I could be thinking up bountiful business oppurtunities... but I am thinking of past lives of inanimate objects. Rejoice!!
Brush head - A useless object without his main sidekick, Stick (or Handle as he is known to his mates.)
The Disco Stu Shoe - These guys may have lived a fruitful and illustrious career on the foot of a local "mad shagger." This little leather number probably got him laid on numerous occasions, keeping up and withstanding all the jolts, thrusts and gyrations this local guru had to offer on the dancefloor of his choosing. Yet after his Dirty Dancing antics are pushed into the shadows and the wife for the night has been successfully sedated with sheer amazement, it's unfortunately time to "hang up the boots" on these little local groovers. Was it pure intoxication that resulted in this loss of a champion or put there only for temporary comedy reasons? You are displayed with the pride of the whole Frankston community!! Good innings old boy!!
I ain't getting deep and philosophical. This is really how retarded my brain operates. I could be thinking up bountiful business oppurtunities... but I am thinking of past lives of inanimate objects. Rejoice!!
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