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NEW BLOG

2009-01-06T18:24:00.000-08:00

THIS IS WHERE THE BLOGGING IS AT...

www.kennybloodybloggins.blogspot.com

BRRRRUP!

The Box Packer.

2008-10-22T04:36:00.000-07:00

This is a little retrospective style glimpse of Troy Ohmahomies AKA The Boxpacker, Boxy, Box, Foxy Boxy, Alpha Bravo Boxtrot, Boxilocks, Sir Box a Lot, Tapegun Timmy, 60-40-30 and of course in actual reality... The Funky Deckbolt. Here is the funky deck bolt below, still in his packet. This is how he finds that ultra funky zen halfway through the night when the rest of us seem fine. I wish I had a packet.

Now we have The Box finding ultimate central energy here. This is when you need to embrace or evacuate because Ohmahomies is about to pull the tape gun out on the 'D' floor. Probably after dropping some random football stats on you, if it is winter. Good thing summer is approaching and his mind is back on beaver. Witness below, centering funky ZEN!

Once the tapegun is released there is no box safe if trying to also occupy the dancefloor. We are talking about a gold dipped 24 carat handle and diamond encrusted tear away tape lip and swiss precision bearings in a reverse thread Toke 5 tape spool. Aint no ordinary homie handling this advanced equipment. It has taken The Box this long (it's long) to barely harness a smidge of its potential power.

Demonstrated clearly below is the deep concentration and cental chi The Box has whilst wielding the Tape Gun on the dancefloor. The Tape Gun is moving at such a rapid pace that it is impossible to obtain an imprint on film. This photo was obtained via 84000 ISO 148mm Silver Slip Grain Reduced Ash film whilst The Box was on his regular, almost weekly, pillage of clubs, bars and parties. A majestic scenery to see The Box in all his glory.

And as always, Do as Boxy says, not as Boxy does. And if you happen to see what Foxy Boxy gets down with..... SSSSSSHHHHHH!!!

Just a little warm up post for everyone to remember we have a long summer ahead!!

BOX. WE SALUTE YOU!

Peter Brock is alive.

2008-10-21T02:25:00.000-07:00

I am pretty sure after I was knocked out I inherited the powers of the one and only Australian car racing legend, Peter Brock. Check the footwork... I am currently driving amazing.

I will also save you the time and thought process... Great Blogging!

It's a knock out!

2008-10-15T00:44:00.000-07:00

FULLY COMMITTEED!

You know in the movie Friday when homie gets "Knocked the fuck out!" Well I was said homie and Prahran vert ramp was Devo. Don't ask me what happened, I don't remember shiiiit!

Also looks like Ned Flanders if he was homeless!

Everyone is doing it...

2008-10-11T01:48:00.000-07:00

Everyone is throwing up NYC blogs so I thought I would join in...

I skated Brooklyn Banks...

And then cleaning up on the old facial hair by some eastern euro hottie in Greenwich Village.
Back across the bridge, sleeping bag... check.
Wanna check out my sleeping bag... sweetcheeks!

Big Up to BHR!!

2008-10-11T01:45:00.001-07:00

Grow a beard niglets!

Popeye!!

2008-10-11T01:42:00.001-07:00

Committed.

Hungry Homies!

2008-09-30T04:35:00.000-07:00

Skate More, Shovel More..

Mmmmm... Dem good grits!!

Lack Of Comedy Relief!

2008-09-29T05:03:00.000-07:00

I LOST MY CAMERA: WASTED.

FUTURE YOU!

2008-09-14T05:06:00.001-07:00

Secretary Scoots BlogThe President here found himself down fitzroy street, just thirty years older.. jah bless em!!

FAST TIMES!!

2008-09-14T04:27:00.000-07:00

Secretary Scoots Blog.
This is my grandad and his new lease on life!! He will be breaking out the leathers next week. He has his Frankston Council sticker on the side... Rep it till Death! Woof.

ICE AGE

2008-09-14T03:37:00.001-07:00

Secretary Scoots BlogNathan here has frozen himself in time, hoping to see the year 3009. I say good luck to him. In the mean time for a small charge of $3.48 you can book a time to see the frozen human being..

Yuta Tanarcolepsy

2008-08-30T19:20:00.000-07:00

Lets start by looking at how lucky Cam is to not have his leg snapped in half right now... He dropped in on this rail and as you can see above his leg went straight in between the two. A few nice cuts and a very sore leg but nothing to write home about in the end. But fucking close!!
Now back to the important stuff... Yuta Tanarcolepsy! Yuta has invented his own sleeping disorder! Below we have some of the vital ingredients needed to bring on such a condition that even having the internationally renowned Morgan Campbell next to you on the couch don't mean shit...

Step One. Get rad on your local spot whilst on your way to pick up weed.
Step Two. Get so overwhelmed with the amount of food you eat that when you get home you can't even be fucked taken your leftovers off your fold up bike...
Step Three. Probably the most important... Rip down so many bongs that you have no other choice but to fall asleep wherever you sit down. Look at that thing... Double chamber bro!

TA DA. All the ingredients for High Japanese Pie.

The hardest part is telling whether he is in this condition or not... "Is he passed out on the couch... Is he just being Japanese?... It's hard to tell with those eyes!

Congratulations!

2008-08-20T01:30:00.000-07:00

Looks like Wee Ginger Beard got himself married. Good on ya Div. And they did it at Washington St.
Ripping!!

Div fingering his last ring!
It's all good and well, but the thing that stokes me out the most is how cool this dog looks. " Wooo... Did you guys just see that dog piss air, he is biting my shit, dawg... Woooof!!"

After Noonan!

2008-08-18T03:02:00.000-07:00

Here is a little shout out to ol' Noonan. Bloody impressed when I was walking down the street. And some genius dropped this little burner on his dome below. I have a feeling that it was Noonan himself.
On a completely different note... Mark Lording, Public Relations, has gay gnomes living in his front yard. We caught them bumming and sucking each other orf right in the driveway. Horny little fuckers.

Sales Rep of the Month!

2008-08-13T05:22:00.000-07:00

Let's all hear it for Al Wilson everybody! Clap at the picture on your computer screen and say "Good work son!" He selling units down there at Vans quicker than a fat kid selling an apple and we just want to say... "Good work son!" Sales Rep of the Month.

It could have something to do with that second head sneaking out for breath on the left there, that looks.. a lot like Lorne! Mmmm... double talking subliminal sales pitches?

Cool. Good work son, again.

Good work son.

My First Tattoo.

2008-08-13T05:15:00.000-07:00

Here is a little snap of Sheldon's ankle after being freshly ink doctored. The doc reckons he is gonna pull through and he should just end up with a fresh burner on his leg. This one's for Mike i guess. RIP homie.

P.S. This is not for Mike Martin. All you fans out there getting worried can just relax. He is still proudly representing his role as The Intern of the Committee.

What What!!

2008-08-13T01:43:00.000-07:00

Let's start this off with this human below... HA HA HA! HE THINKS HE'S NOONAN!!! BA HA HA HA!! Close but no cigar, pal.

My documenting equipment is currently misplaced, so to keep this bloggy stone rolling I thought some posts of pre blog entertainment may sooth your souls...

We indulged in some Big Day Out festivities earlier in the year...

It got weird. Standard.

The A Team.... bringing their B game.
Arcade Fire were amazing.

This badarse below got up on the tent, stark naked. In front of close to 30,000 peeps. Throw praise to the man in huge quantities. Rage Against The Machine were about to kick off and he provided the platinum selling entertainment.Nolan had the new Frameless Oakleys. Some 2010 shit dropping right there. Look how stylish they is!!

Later on at The Lucky Coq, Scoots thought he would try his lucky cock and strut around the pub in Justin's Australia underwear that he borrowed in the toilets!

And carried on the entertainment and some young lady's abode whilst they slept...

Perhaps the sketchy Mexican bartender had something to do with it?..

The following day, Nolan and I dressed up as afro american basketball players or "ballers" per say. He was Vince Carter, I was obviously Shaquille O'Neal, he got the bag o' weed and I got the gat. We got this Sunday afternoon on lock son!

Then the rest of the afternoon we spent trying to wash that crap off our faces... at Koonya in about 4ft shories. Here is Brainjuice about to cop a sweet one on the dome and see the demise of his not so trusty inflatable device.

Bang!

Brainjuice Salute!!

2008-07-13T07:16:00.000-07:00

Through the mind altering radiowaves of text and international mobile reception the last report I received about The Janitor was he and Walker, Minister of Foreign Affairs, were on there way to T in the Park in Scotland to see Eddy Grant (Electric Avenue homies!), they had had a few chemicals adjusters. I later spoke to Walker, and Toz was last seen saying he needed some fresh air... at an outdoor festival. Then, after apparently ripping on some guy for wearing a 1983 Rip Curl t-shirt for a excessive amount of time he finished with "... arrr fuck you. You're a fucking leg spinner anyway!" Ummm... ????????????

The above photo is when we were last at T in the Park watching THE WHO! Roger Daltry walked out on stage with a fucking cup of tea. Brainjuice circulating all juice to concentate on Pete's windmills on stage and probably only a few shades paler of once again "getting some fresh air!"

BRAINJUICE!!!!!!!!!! COMMITTEE ASSEMBLE!!

Blister!

2008-07-13T06:46:00.000-07:00

Aturo at Trigger Brothers in Frankston obviously likes jamming out on his peace loving guitar. So much so, he tranced out one day and after an intoxifyingly epic 5 hour solo jam he came back to reality and had this blister. Courtesy of wailing.

Higher than Jesus

2008-07-13T06:33:00.000-07:00

Here is digital imagery proof that The Committee is higher than Jesus. It's written on the wall.

Didn't know he was rolling wit the MC crew though. Jeebers is getting rough son!

Tee Prints

2008-07-13T06:17:00.000-07:00

Committee Moth... er Fuckers!!

Setting up the screen for the first Committee tees to get underway..
Laying down the business.
Finished numbers. We proudly nominated the Midget as the man that will bear the honour of the first tee. Ass you can see in previous blogs, homie is Fully Committeed.
This guy had his lorry exteriorly decorated.

Scott was in Africa on the weekend!

2008-07-13T06:13:00.000-07:00

See he is fully hanging out with Zebras and that...

Midget salute!

2008-07-04T18:48:00.000-07:00

In our best efforts to farewell Midget to his new abode in QLD we did what we do best, and pestered several inn keepers at a few St Kilda haunts for constant opening of beer bottles for our comsumption. In no surprise at all the end of the night got weird...Midget gets the twins in the babyseat for a safe trip around the Prince of Wales front bar!
Skins just making sure that they are going to be safe...
Still in the front bar... the boys compare swords. One goes up and out, the other down and through. No apparent benefit with either condition..

And here is the Christmas card you would get if... the Committee sent out Christmas cards?

T H C

2008-07-03T02:39:00.000-07:00

here is Nathan Gamble, vice president of the committee. just lately he found out about a little money making scheme. clinical trials at the hospital, doing his bit for society he thought he would sign himself up. Nathan offers his body as a pin cushion for needles and in return they test a drug of there choice which may save a dying persons life one day.
nathan is admitted to hospital on a monday night and is monitored for 24 hours before the first dose of drugs. Tuesday morning comes and the doctors arrive at nathans ward to tell him they found traces of THC in his blood stream, they then tell him thats marijuana. He tells them i no what it is, they ask Nathan when was the the last time you smoked marijuana, he then replies when was the last time i didnt smoke marijuana!

He then packs his bags with an empty wallet and heads on home. Here are a few photo's of nathan expressing his love for the herb of marijuana.

"ALL HAIL NATHAN"

2008-06-16T23:52:00.000-07:00

Nathan here is doing his bit for the environment.

god bless him

2008-06-16T21:15:00.000-07:00

This one is going out to Al Wilson!

Sales Rep of the Month!

2008-06-10T19:53:00.000-07:00

Good on ya Ralph. The Committee has nominated you as Sales Rep of the Month. For spreading the good vibes and generally keeping it rad! All you other reps do not get down, there are plenty more opportunities coming up! Ralph you won a Committee sticker on your shelving unit in your bedroom!!

The Fog

2008-06-10T19:45:00.000-07:00

Seaford has got mad fog at night son!!!

Bang!!

2008-06-10T19:15:00.001-07:00

Events Organiser of the Committee threw up a quick burner on the weekend.
The Vice President thought he would give some 90's style for the kids!!

More Death!!

2008-05-27T21:06:00.001-07:00

Here are a few objects that, well in my opinion, have seen the best part of their life...

A Pizza Box - its moment of glory was for that short period of time when it had a freshly made hot pizza thrown into him. The pizza was devoured and the box was thoughtfully discarded here.
Brush head - A useless object without his main sidekick, Stick (or Handle as he is known to his mates.)
The Disco Stu Shoe - These guys may have lived a fruitful and illustrious career on the foot of a local "mad shagger." This little leather number probably got him laid on numerous occasions, keeping up and withstanding all the jolts, thrusts and gyrations this local guru had to offer on the dancefloor of his choosing. Yet after his Dirty Dancing antics are pushed into the shadows and the wife for the night has been successfully sedated with sheer amazement, it's unfortunately time to "hang up the boots" on these little local groovers. Was it pure intoxication that resulted in this loss of a champion or put there only for temporary comedy reasons? You are displayed with the pride of the whole Frankston community!! Good innings old boy!!

I ain't getting deep and philosophical. This is really how retarded my brain operates. I could be thinking up bountiful business oppurtunities... but I am thinking of past lives of inanimate objects. Rejoice!!

Bang!

2008-05-27T21:00:00.000-07:00

Due to my somewhat POO coloured cans of paint at my house I went with the theme of Chocolate Sundae. It was a Saturday.

Niddy the Salesman

2008-05-27T20:54:00.001-07:00

Nic "The President" Burton could sell pussies to poofters i reckon. Here is some visual evidence showing you just one of his many approaches when introducing a new pro model shoe. The shoe game will never be the same..

Cam and Jules' Wedding Party

2008-05-27T20:14:00.000-07:00

Cam got married to Jules the other weekend. We helped celebrate by drinking the beer they provided. Well done on both subjects!! I also held on to $50 from The Box. They say a fool and his money are soon parted, no?
This is Boxy warming on a little Mornington glamour!
I think she even surprised The Box with what came outta her mouth!!
Scoots got the "The Col Cut" to emulate the hair style of his father, Colin. I would definitely call it a success! They looked like bloody brothers!
Skinner took the chance to air out his Grampa's old threads and gave them a spin around the party a few times. The clothes come complete with a Hair Side Parting Kit!
Troy the Sasquach has an unbeatable taste when it comes to fashion... just check this little striped tie - checked shirt combo he whipped up just minutes before the gig. Priceless!
Scoots out on the Mornington track.
Best on Ground once again is being given to The Boxpacker. Just have a look at these 2 little numbers he attracted out on the deck of The Cruze Club. Smoking cigarettes really does get you into the upper echelons of the society on a saturday night. B.O.G. Boxy.

Midget keeps it real... real big!!

2008-05-15T17:12:00.000-07:00

On the weekend just passed, Mindsnare graced the stage of the Arthouse again and thanks to Al Wilson, old Cliff Midget (we are formally announcing your new stage name on the blog, dog!) had a piece of hilarity to bring to the always enthusiastic crowd in the form of a fat man suit. Comical Gold...

Death is upon us!!

2008-05-12T19:13:00.001-07:00

I cannot recall ever witnessing death first hand. The other day, I did. Scoots and I were eating fish n chips like good aussie cobbers, as usual the seagulls started to flock. We were full and started throwing a few random chips about. As we were standing quite close to the road the birds were tempting fate trying to fight each other for that succulent golden chip to call their own. Just as we noticed this Scoots says " Hey Natedog, watch this!!" But only to realize that the previous chip that had been discarded was already luring a flock of gulls to the tarmac. The chip lands, the gulls dive and a car comes flying through at 60 kph. THUD!! Several get a hit and a fright, one unlucky one gets the short straw. It was quite heavy watching that guy lose his life of scavenger freedom right in front of our eyes, yet somehow perversely entertaining at the same time. Below is his Hokkein noodle style intestines splayed out from the impact. Above is he as he was before the incident. Hmmmm.

Film Clip in Scotland

2008-05-05T23:29:00.000-07:00

These are a couple of shots I found on my computer. Probably about 2 or more years old, from the sunny shores of Scotland. We were shooting a film clip for Fuck Off Machete. I was the token skateboarder doing roll-bys in the shots. Paul looks like a fucking Rock God in the top picture! Hair going wild, throwing the axe around with no consideration for his skimpy clad female entourage!

No parmesan though.

Parmesan and Weed.

2008-05-05T21:27:00.000-07:00

Here is 3 very stoned and very happy dudes. We have parmesan cheese!

Why? Because we can.

Feel free to send in your parmesan shots if you have any? Word.

2 White guys, A Canadian and a very American Seppo!

2008-05-05T20:22:00.000-07:00

Here is a few snaps from the road trip undertaken by the President Niddy, CEO Midget and Andreas (the homie with the beard.) Travelling down the East Coast for the Underskatement Short Film Festival. The scenery shot is Angourie in the morning when the boys woke up. Apparently Niddy was unimpressed with the local surf conditions and just wanted a Bottle Shop. The profile plan drawing thing is of the full pipe that they skated ( it's the one that Cardiel disappeared up in Tent City). This is the homies playing a game of write words on your knuckles and make some sort of a sentence. Personally I think that Midget's face at the bottom of the photo is more entertaining than the sentence!

And let's not forget to comment on that dude's fucking hair in the background. Heavy!

I believe that the photo of Andreas is in retaliation to the boys antics on the trip. I guess he just didn't ride like that. I say, sounds like it went down properly. Job well done boys!

Committee Meeting

2008-05-05T18:13:00.000-07:00

All i really need to say here is... you never know what has really happened to you when you are past out drunk... and the Secretary and Public Relations will never know what happened in this cab ride!!
Secretary just cleaning up a few things around his office. Scoots felt a little "light headed" whilst discreetly urinating in the middle of the driveway!

PEACE, FLANELETTE, ECSTASY... PEACE, FLANELETTE, ECSTASY!!
Brainjuice making sure that his secrets are safe.
This was a classic. I came in to the toilet and started blabbing away to Scoots in the cubicle whilst we are both pissing. Then the door to the other cubicle flies open and there is Chunk in all his glory, snapping one off, on the phone and holding a high pitched over excited conversation with us all at the one time. Chunk truly knows how to get down in all circumstances!!
Committee meeting in action! All rise!
Scoots, after a quick spew in the corner and an instant return to the bar for 2 Vodka/Cranberrys. One got put down on the spot and the other was needed to return to normal conversation. Which Cats is seen here doing his best to nurture the boy along!
Scoots still shaking and moving!
We were lucky enough to be witness to internationally renowned "last chance look back" of Sam Morgan. That flick of his sultry ginger locks with that solid and slightly remorseful stare. Zoolander had Blue Steel, Sam Morgan has the Red Velour!
Bob's hat was amazing!
"Tab, let me use one of your dreadlocks as a fake moustache!"
"Perhaps you should use it, I already have one!"
Mike definitely scored the highest points on the night. He fucking kissed a giraffe dude!
Keegs showed us all how he rolls... by pulling out his nine for this little photo opportunity.
Mike was super stoked with kissing a giraffe!!

And finished the night continually going back for more. Bless him and his devilish animal mating knowledge! (Also seen here is Scott Chancelor trying to cut Mike's lunch and get some of the action on the left of screen, no cigar though!)

2008-04-28T23:45:00.000-07:00

This is some amazing footage that Joel's old man filmed on their front lawn, I repeat... front lawn, in Frankston. Someone told Joel's old man to call an ambulance. Yeah... he didn't. FRANKSTON 3199 BABY... YEAH!!

Sunny Sunday

2008-04-28T22:09:00.000-07:00

I wish these photos of this 100% Rosebudian were actually video footage coz she was an absolute diamond! Whilst she was buying a whole slab of Jim Beam cans and yelling back and forth to her bogan pals in the car behind us, "Get a pack of B&H Supers would ya!" She then tried to complete the transaction only to get denied on her "insufficient funds" and thus breaking out into a mild tantrum of complimentary swear words and modern Rosebud gestures. Long live the peaked beanie.
The newest inductee to The Committee, Mark Lording, Position- Public Relations. Here he is reminding you what letter his name starts with... M. It also stands for Men, as in this is where men urinate out of there doodles in Rosebud!!
I can't believe these guys thought that the ectasy tablets we had taken earlier were not working?
This was there vision whilst looking at me!!
Mike always looks cool when smoking marijuana cigarettes!
It's pretty much official actually. Mike is that cool that he rocks his flair on the inside. Flair, style that shows. Remember that.

The one and only Brainjuice, the Janitor of the Committee. Here he is at my house last Sunday. He brought his soon to be ex girlfriend, Mindy, over for a one-off visit before he embarks on his global voyage soon. See, he told her that she cannot stay at his parents house out in the bungalow anymore in fear that perhaps his father may take advantage of her being alone and vulnerable, or worst yet, his mother. So before parting ways he took her for a nice day out in the scenic mornington peninsula. This photo is actually showing how deep their love was, he split the gooch on their first date and they remained a couple, and it was still remains broken.

He got her drunk on Jager Bombs once we had returned. As you can see there isn't much of her so she is a very cheap date. One drink, if any and Brainjuice says he can shag the fuck outta her until he is good and done with her.

Hey Cuntface!

JUST A FEW OF THE RANDOMS THAT WE RUN WITH...

2008-04-14T23:06:00.000-07:00

Brothers from different mothers...

When Ryley's at his worst, he's also at his best...

The main reason that "The Bird" got rid of their computers, Bud Bounder downloading some German porn...

Noonan sure does have a head for radio...

Let's get weird at the Pillars.

2008-04-11T03:36:00.000-07:00

As usual with the combined forces of the Janitor (Brainjuice) and the CEO (Midget) shit is always gonna get weird!

The Secretary in some hard times.

2008-04-11T03:27:00.000-07:00

Some have said he can be slow at times, we always gave him the benefit of the doubt and were just waiting for an official sign to verify it completely!! Pretty official.

2008-04-10T20:44:00.000-07:00

The dude abides...